Who's he then?

Why he's the band's smallest ever member, Graham John Walker. As well as being the 3rd bass player in Glass Darkly's 4 year history, he's possibly also the most dangerous... some say he has the look of a mafioso...

And what do the band say about "the Don" coming on board?

"He made us an offer we couldn't refuse."

Scary. So, tell us more of the Godfather of bass.

Well, he's a bit of a musical prodigy... not only player of bass, but also guitar, keyboards, drums (pah, he wishes) and trumpet (aged 10). He also has a saxophone secreted at home. Blimey, bit of a show-off isn't he?

Next thing you'll be telling me he's got a pair of bagpipes in his closet...

Well, now you come to mention it... and careful what you say, his Uncle Vito is a big fan of Scottish music.

Uncle Vito? Is Graham Sicilian?

Not at all, he hails from Aylesbury in Berkshire. The truth is he's the posh, flash one with a bohemian edge.

Wait a minute, look at that picture - didn't he record a track back in the 80s with fellow Grange Hill cast members titled "Just Say No"?

Err, no. The resemblance is striking but that was Zammo.

Who's been feeding you this dodgy info anyway?

The other members of the band told me not to tell you. My lips are sealed.

Right. That will be Dave and Martyn then I suppose.

Doh! That wasn't supposed to come out. They were getting their own back after Graham was the only band member who was asked for autographs after a recent gig on the South coast.

Ah, I see. Ok. Your turn. Any dangerous habits we should know about?

Apparently he snowboards in his sleep. We're talking full on, throwing himself off cliffs James Bond styley.

To sum him up:

Dangerous to know. Extremely dangerous to trip over, err, I meant to cross.

The band says:

"Diminutive Graham has to stand on a crate during photo shoots!"

Graham says:

"At least I'm taller than my wife Kerry."

His wife Kerry says:

"He's a lazy bum!"

His fans say:

"He may be small and lazy but he packs a big performance!"

Uncle Vito says:

"You insult my family's honour... tonight you sleep with the fishes..."

We say:

"Run for your life...!"

Not to be confused with:

Johnnie Walker, Murray Walker, Walker's crisps, Luke Skywalker, Zammo from Grange Hill, Graham "Grace" Walker, star of ?

The serious(ish) bit:

5'6" Graham Walker was born in leafy Aylesbury back in 1974 and spent much of his childhood in Enfield, North London. Son of 2 parents - one father, one mother - and brother of one sister, Graham was piercing the ears of music lovers across Greater London with high pitched trumpet sounds during much of the late 80s.

Fortunately for Glass Darkly he didn't stop there, taking up guitar at some point in the distant past and joining a succession of bands including 'Drop Kick Kylie' and later, 'Men with no pants' whose song highlights featured 'Chicken Leg'. Sadly, the band broke up before managing to release their first single 'Earthworm'. The world was robbed

In 2004 the bass seat came free with Glass Darkly and Graham was enticed with promises of TV and record deals. Graham, now a self-employed computer programmer signed-up and after nearly being arrested when the van ran out of petrol on the M1 following his first gig is wondering what he's let himself in for.

"He's here to stay" says Dave. "We made sure of that with his contract. It ties him to the band until 2014" adds Martyn.

Married to Kerry in 2003, Graham resides in London's East End and is part of Church For The City. It seems he'll be around for a while...